Mental health jokes
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 | Page 15 | 16
Next mental health jokes »
Fred: "Why are you so upset?"
Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning."
Fred: "So what?"
Harry: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband. You know, one of the men I've been telling you about'."
Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?
Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.
Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?
A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! "
Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.
Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ?
I can't understand it either, because I planted cabbage !
Next mental health jokes »
