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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?
A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"
A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.
A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her husband asked her, "How it went?". She replied, "Fine, but I've never seen so many Freudians slips."
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